#10

1. hipsters are everywhere. and can present themselves in any age. i remember that dude in like denison or something who was a 40 year old underoath fan who hit on little girls. that cracked me up. of course most of them are 13. which also rules. so down with that.

2. being indifferent on subjects is stupid. dealing with people who are overall indifferent is worse. make a decision.

3. anyone and everyone craves attention. the scale on which you crave it is what determines how annoying you are. if youre at about an oriental or vermont with it, then i can stand you. but if you rate at a marvin gardens or higher, well, next.

#9

1. fat kids normally turn out to either be really fucking awesome, or someone you just dont want to hang out with at all. and i think if theyre like jolly fat, thatll show up in their personality. but like if theyre gross fat, theyll probably be a dick.

2. a naked life is more rewarding then a clothed one.

3. in the form of four haikus:

if i had the chance
i would annihilate bands
who say theyre heavy

when they say heavy
they mean a siq mawsh breakdown
formulaic songs

bands for rockwall kids
something that really has "emotion"
from first to last sucks

underoath is shitty
ETID is not southern rock
they are just real lame

#8

1. it must be so boring to be a punk hawker. to be into one sole style of music and shit, a real shitty formulaic one at that, must be really boring. oh shit have you heard the new unseen? it sounds like the new a global threat. or casualties. or punkx.

2. every aspect of this society confuses all hell out of me. every single one. for instance, the fourth of july, thats some fucked shit. or when youre at a doctor's office they make wait in a big room with a shit ton of other sick people. thats fucked.

3. i cant decide what i live for.

#7

1. im a fucking nerd. id rather read a calculus workbook then watch mtv. but whatever. i like to think im not brainless. with that said, next is still the absolute best thing of this century.

2. i need to go on tour with koji kondo. i want to tour, and i have a feeling that it would be the most fun time of my life.

3. certain things are more important than other things. for instance, a toasted pop-tart is more important than a non-toasted pop-tart. or a time to party is more important than a time not to party. certain people are more important then other people, my friends are more important then yours. or my dog is more important then anything else.

#6

1. being creatively passionate about something, anything, will keep you sane. at least, it will keep you from going insane with boredom.

2. when somebody works 60 hours a week, chances are theyre paychecks will be really tight. real tight. but it crosses my mind, whats it all worth? youre fucking up youre time to hang out and shit. you may be making 500 bucks a week, but what the fuck are you gonna spend it on, that matters anyway?

3.

#5

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#4

1. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW IN ONE SETTING OR SITUATION, YOU CAN HAVE A SHIT TON MORE FUN THAN IN THE EXACT SAME SETTING OR SITUATION IN THE PAST.

2. IM GOING TO DO THIS ONE IN THE FORM OF A HAIKU:

EVERTHING I DO
IS MOTIVATED BY GIRLS
INCLUDING TITTIES

3. THAT LAST STATEMENT HAS NEVER BEEN TRUER. ESPECIALLY THE LAST LINE. GOOD GOD DAMN.

#3

IM KEEPING THIS SHIT SHORT CUZ IM TIRED.

1. CEREAL IS TIGHT.

2. SLEEP IS TIGHT.

3. COUGHING THAT KEEPS YOU FROM SLEEPING IS IN NO WAY TIGHT.

#2

1. I FEEL AS IF SOMETIMES IM A COPY OF SOMEBODY. MAYBE A LESS COOL BILL CLINTON, OR A SLIGHTLY MORE COOL JALEEL WHITE, WHEN HE'S NOT IN CHARACTER. I DONT KNOW, BUT IT'S BECOMING APPARENT LATELY THAT I DRAW MY PERSONALITY FROM SOMETHING, OR SOMEBODY. OH WELL, PARTY ON.

2. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, AFTER MY CAR GOT FLOURED LAST NIGHT, I REALIZED PEOPLE ARE ALL AROUND DICKS. THERE ARE MAYBE SOME GOOD IN SOME PEOPLE, BUT IT TAKES A REAL FUCKED UP KID TO DOUSE MY CAR IN FLOUR. HE'S GOTTA BE REALLY FUCKED UP, AND BY REALLY FUCKED UP, I MEAN, LIVES IN ROCKWALL, HAS NEVER HAD TO WORK A GOD DAMNED DAY IN HIS LIFE, AND HAS ZERO RESPONSIBILITY. FUCK HIM, AND FUCK ANYONE WHO DIDNT LIKE STICK FIGURE I DREW ON TOP.

3. IM TIRED OF NOT EATING BAGELS. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. THEYRE AWESOME, DELICIOUS, AND AN ALL AROUND COMFORT FOOD. WHY DONT I EAT MORE OF THEM?

#1

1. WHEN GIRLS TAKE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES WITH THEIR LIPS POKED OUT AND SHIT, I THINK IT HILARIOUSLY RULES. I WANT TO BE A PHOTOGRAPHER, AND TAKE PICTURES OF THAT EXCLUSIVELY. LIKE, IF I HAD TO EVER DO A PORTFOLIO, THAT SHIT WOULD TOTALLY BE MY CONCENTRATION. ID PROBABLY DO BIRDS OR SOME SHIT AS SOME BREADTHS, GRANTED SAID PORTFOLIO REQUIRES BREADTHS.

2. THERE ARE TWO WAYS YOU CAN RATE ANYTHING, EITHER ON A MONOPOLY SCALE (I.E A 1 WOULD BE A MEDITERANEAN OR BALTIC, A 5 WOULD BE KENTUCKY, 7 WOULD BE MARVIN GARDINS, AND SO ON), OR IN TERMS OF PARTYING (1 WOULD BE A GRADUATION PARTY FOR A COUSIN YOU DONT CARE ABOUT, 5 WOULD BE A PARTY AT GIRL'S HOUSE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET WITH, ITS AWESOME, BUT THERE ARE LIKE 2 OTHER DUDES WHO ARE TRYING TO GET WITH HER, A 10 WOULD BE LIKE A PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE OR SOME SHIT, AND SO ON).

3. IT RULES GETTING UNBANNED FROM WWW.PUREVOLUME.COM/FORUMS